Did you hear the joke about the guy who was treking through the jungle with his mate, and gets bitten on the penis by a deadly viper? The mate pulls out his mobile, and rings the nearest hospital and says, "my mate has been bitten by a deadly viper and I need to know what I can do quickly?", the reply came, "you'll have to suck the venom out!" (I realize this isn't done anymore, but for the sake of the story -please). He looks at his mate after getting off the phone, and the guy bitten by the snake then says "what did they say?", to which the guy who rang the hospital responds 'Your gonna Die!' LOL
