I hate turnips. In fact, I came up with my own version of the important food groups. These are:
(1) Meats: This group includes Beef, Minces, Pork, Chicken, Bacon, Ham, etc. It is suggested and highly preferred that a minimum of 2 meats is served per meal.
(2) Breads: Includes things such as regular white bread, whole-grain, bread rolls, dinner rolls. Exotic crap such as Pita bread or Lebanese bread are not included. Wraps for mexican foods such as Burritos and Enchiladas are acceptable, although their classification as a "bread" is under review.
(3) Sauces: Very important companion to the meats food group. Includes things such as Tomato Sauce ("Fountain" brand only - "No-Name" crap is not considered acceptable), Gravys (Roast, Chicken and Beef Flavours - specialties are gravys such as Mum's home-made gravy using pan juices), White Sauce (although this has absolutely no recognisable flavour, it is a strangely necessary accompaniment to Corned Beef), Sweet Chili Sauce. Mayonnaise, Italian Dressing and Mushroom-based sauces are excluded.
(4) Coke: A necessary beverage and refresher for before, during and after meals, snacks and all other times.
...anyways after my silly ramblings, I admit I like vegies, and LOVE stir-frys. Yummy. Just I hate Turnip.
Simon Archibald
