Brilliant.... Much better than my paper on Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus - trying to prove that this was more than just a title of a book, that men actually did come from Mars and Mars was once full of water. And women really are from Venus, a planet completely covered in CO2.
I think I might need to re-write my paper to get close to the brilliance of this one!
Generally, work like this is brought on by procrastinators! Utter brilliance in my mind!