Why would you be a reptile?

[Reptile_Maniac]

Hi everyone,

I thought I would put out a random Herp topic: Why would you be a reptile? Please make it comical. Include why you would be a snake, lizard, gecko, turtle ect.

I'll start of, I would be a gecko because you can stay up all night watch TV and chill out with your mates!

Thanks,
James

 

[SYNeR]

I'd like to be a snake because I like the taste of rats.

Sorry, bad joke.

 

[Reptile_Maniac]

mmmm juicy rats...

 

[richoman_3]

i thought of this this morning before i went to school and turned on my netted's lights,
all they do all day is chill under a rock and get 34c heat and food delivered to them while they rest. what a life!

 

[snakes123]

i like to bite....RBB

 

[Reptile_Maniac]

keep the replies flowing

 

[Waterrat]

Some taxonomist would describe me and then put me into a jar of alcohol. I think I would enjoy that as long as they don't use formalin, I wouldn't enjoy that.

 

[Reptile_Maniac]

Thats if they catch you

 

[Boidae]

I would be a snake.
Why?
Because snakes have two penises :lol:

 

[Reptile_Maniac]

Hey LiasisFreak can you please edit your reply I don't want this thread to get removed.
Thanks,
James (Reptilemaniac)

 

[Waterrat]

I would be a snake.
Why?
Because snakes have two penises :lol:

So what? I got two of them too, I was born n Tasmania.

 

[dihsmaj]

I would be a Saltie.
Why?
People would be scared as hell of me.

 

[GeckPhotographer]

Bicycle dragon. Catch me if you can.

 

[Jazzz]

I would be a Saltie.
Why?
People would be scared as hell of me.

but then people would swap you in for a small one when you got big if you were a pet =/

i think beardy =] cruisiest life, get some pats, get some sun and then you can just chill with your owner and watch some tv

 

[Black.Rabbit]

I would be a reptile so I could sleep all day in a dark place heated at 34 degrees...

although I did that today anyway with help from my electric blanket and block-out curtains.

 

[D3pro]

I would be a japanese lizard that was effected by radiation from nuclear testing turning it in to a 100 foot monster that likes to rampage in big cities...
Godzilla all the way.

 

[Cockney_Red]

Cos I'm a lounge lizard...

 

[Waterrat]

So what? I got two of them too, I was born n Tasmania.

My mail box is now full, please ladies and cougars, it was only a joke.

 

[Reptile_Maniac]

I would be a reptile because i can reach anything with my tongue!

 

[Snakewoman]

I'd be an Inland Taipan so I could kill people I don't like...