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You know your a herper when you mention to your friends you have herps and they back away thinking it is contagious.
 
you know your a herper when people go what are you doing with hand cream in your room?

and they get shocked when you say "i use it b4 i handle my reptiles"
 
You know you're a herper...When you dream about the perfect enclosure for your scaly friend or can't stop thinking about how you are going to arrange the branches in it as you are trying to fall asleep.

I guess I'll be 're-arranging branches' again tonight!
 
You know your a herper...when you work at a petshop, then start to have a 10minute conversation with a customer about reptiles!
Happened to me saturday at work
 
you know your a herper when you try to convince your partner that the huge built in cupboard with the sliding doors that he built in the living room to store the kids toys would be WAY more useful if it were converted into and enclosure for a large python.
 
you know your a herper if you get excited over a rubber snake then really disappointed when you realise its a fake.
 
you know your a herper when people go what are you doing with hand cream in your room?

and they get shocked when you say "i use it b4 i handle my reptiles"

It would be worse if you said that you use it before and after you handle your snake/s lol
 
You know you're a Herper when...You have a photo of your beloved python as the wallpaper on your phone, while your sister has a photo of her son on hers.
 
You know you're a Herper when...You have a photo of your beloved python as the wallpaper on your phone, while your sister has a photo of her son on hers.

lol someone asked me the other day why I have my snake on my phone and not the kids.
 
You know your a herper when you hit the brakes with no warning to the passenger to avoid hitting a stumpy to move if off the road so the 4wds that frequent it don't run it over, and said passenger takes a happy snap or two lol

You know your four year old is a herper when you catch her reading reptiles australia mag on the toilet and tells you its a bhp lol
 
you know your a herper if you read this thread all the way to the last post
 
you know you're a herper when you consider every physical item in terms of its use to your and your reps :D
 
You know your a herper when;
Your mother yells, "Theres a mouse on your counter!" and you yell back, "Its not thawed out yet!"
You start wondering if the amount of extention cords and surge protectors plugged in could be a fire hazard.
You don't need to run the heat in the winter due to the amount of heat lights and heat cable you have.
The power company reports you to local law enforcement as suspicion of operating a grow house due to your high power bills.
You cancel plans for breeding season.
Your neighbors think you run a brothel because of the red light emitting through your windows at night.

*I can't be addicted! I still have an electrical outlet left!
 
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