The Pirate.

[Beard]

Where's Honest Pirate been hiding these days?

Has he given up on being honest and gone back to a life of thuggery and mayhem?

 

[Sezzzzzzzzz]

hes on fb beard, i msged someone else all worried about him, but he is all good...

 

[Bel03]

APS is beneath the likes of the Pirate!! Fb it is!!

 

[CrystalMoon]

Ok, at the risk of sounding dense..... who is the Honest Pirate?

 

[Sezzzzzzzzz]

one of the funniest people ever on APS Merle (other than yourself of course!!! lol

 

[Beard]

Its easier to stalk people on Facebook so I guess he's in his element

 

[Sezzzzzzzzz]

lol!! hes probably here stalking this thread as we speak!

 

[CrystalMoon]

Oh dear, I missed his antics by the sounds of it..... Darn, I love funny peop's

 

[Beard]

Oh dear, I missed his antics by the sounds of it..... Darn, I love funny peop's

Me too. Pity there's none around here

 

[grannieannie]

I'm not funny, but I'm very lovable !!

 

[CrystalMoon]

I'm not funny, but I'm very lovable !!

I dont knowww I think you can be quite witty

 

[Sezzzzzzzzz]

Me too. Pity there's none around here

excuse moi? thats not very nice!!

 

[grannieannie]

I dont knowww I think you can be quite witty

Who ?? Me !!!

 

[Sezzzzzzzzz]

ask and he shall appear!

 

[Darlyn]

Me too. Pity there's none around here

I'm funny, well, in comparison to you I am.
Honestly I think he is stalking but has such a boring life he can't find anything to contribute.

Waddya think?

 

[HonestPirate]

You're supposed to look in the mirror and say my name three times. You don't get any wishes granted though unless you are "sans ropa"

This is the stupidest thread ever. You missing your father figure Beardie ?

Yes it is true that the pirate has retreated to the depths of Facebook where he hangs out with Justin Timberlake and spends all day stalking Jessica Biel's photo albums and punching Kony's whilst listening to Duran Duran. (Also have a little man who is obsessed with his Dad, so I am often one handed which makes typing and fapping difficult and sometimes inappropriate.

The moderately cool thing about Facebook is that I can say this is (stuff)ed and out NRL players as serial (stuff)ists and shout things like "show us your (dirtier stuff)s and "Hey RH why don't you pull out your (whatsisname) and go and jam it right up your (thing)" without being subject to infractions or censorship dished out by the wrinkly hand of the Moderating Snake Gods, whose reach does not extend to the world of Facebook where I am able to use the block, poke and add button violently, and where I have become a self-proclaimed Uber-deity akin to George Clooney at an RSL Bingo night except with less middle aged puddles and more swearing..

Plus, I find on Facebook there is no post count, which means instead of whipping out your million posts and waving it in my face like some sort of University degree or a cop badge which I am supposed to get on my knees and bow down to; I am able to PM you and tell you what happens to naughty boys whose faecal matter does not emit an odour.

(Hi Gordo muah xxxx)

That said; I do sometimes miss presenting my fist to the holier than though architects of hype and illusion here. .:evil:

Now- if anyone would like to join my Facebook world and add me as a friend I welcome more minions; providing you accept your infidelity and bow to my greatness. I do love reptiles, but I don;t feel a need to wave my snake in front of anybody for the sake of appearing worthy. Those who have viewed such grandiose imagery can surely attest to it's worthiness. If you ask around the right traps here I am sure you will be able to locate my kingdom. Just lick your finger and hold it in the air like Hazem El Masri and follow the ball as it glides towards my post.

Toodles.

Now...as you were

 

[Sezzzzzzzzz]

bahahaha! love ya style!

 

[miss_mosher]

Ha he said 'fapping.' That is all.

 

[HonestPirate]

I was fapping while I wrote it.... there's nothing like a sweet long post.

 

[Scleropages]

The honest pirate gave me ringworm.