HonestPirate
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Yeah but I cured your herpes.
The Pirate.
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miss_mosher
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Wow, and you made minimal spelling mistakes whilst engaging in 'fapping,' you're pretty amazing! In fact, I'd almost call that 'legendary.' haha!
Pffft....
If you were that good you would be a twitter god, you could have an avatar of a porn star with tweetie on his shoulder
to bring in the pirate theme.
Instead you leave us, to concentrate on your captive audience of "friends" on Fb which reduces
the conflict of those who don't agree with you cos they're your friends. Your not up to it buddy, even if you miss the fisting.
We still miss you tho, you were wrong so often it was great : )
If you were that good you would be a twitter god, you could have an avatar of a porn star with tweetie on his shoulder
to bring in the pirate theme.
Instead you leave us, to concentrate on your captive audience of "friends" on Fb which reduces
the conflict of those who don't agree with you cos they're your friends. Your not up to it buddy, even if you miss the fisting.
We still miss you tho, you were wrong so often it was great : )
HonestPirate
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MM that's almost Sig-quote worthy. My spelling is PERFECT. It's the typos that are bordering on childish.
Snake_Whisperer
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HonestPirate
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I rest my case. Contrary to popular belief, conflict bores me... Facebook is a place for major fun, with a minor in reality. I unfortunately cannot attribute these same qualities to the majority of APS conversations... even Mike Tyson got bored of knocking out chumps whose ambitions were no greater than to become a footnote by cashing in on the illusion that the glitter of celebrity occasionally rubs off onto the sweaty skin of those close enough to touch... Sure; he still enjoyed delivering the blow; but there was no challenge; no reward in throwing a handicapped man off a cliff; stealing candy from a baby; trying to explain the Theory of Relativity to a monkey.....
Bandit05
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Jeez Beard did you have to give him his own thread ? Now he thinks he is a god and we should all bow down to him lol . I have missed your sense of humour on here Pirate .
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You're supposed to look in the mirror and say my name three times. You don't get any wishes granted though unless you are "sans ropa"
This is the stupidest thread ever. You missing your father figure Beardie ?
Yes it is true that the pirate has retreated to the depths of Facebook where he hangs out with Justin Timberlake and spends all day stalking Jessica Biel's photo albums and punching Kony's whilst listening to Duran Duran. (Also have a little man who is obsessed with his Dad, so I am often one handed which makes typing and fapping difficult and sometimes inappropriate.
The moderately cool thing about Facebook is that I can say this is (stuff)ed and out NRL players as serial (stuff)ists and shout things like "show us your (dirtier stuff)s and "Hey RH why don't you pull out your (whatsisname) and go and jam it right up your (thing)" without being subject to infractions or censorship dished out by the wrinkly hand of the Moderating Snake Gods, whose reach does not extend to the world of Facebook where I am able to use the block, poke and add button violently, and where I have become a self-proclaimed Uber-deity akin to George Clooney at an RSL Bingo night except with less middle aged puddles and more swearing..
Plus, I find on Facebook there is no post count, which means instead of whipping out your million posts and waving it in my face like some sort of University degree or a cop badge which I am supposed to get on my knees and bow down to; I am able to PM you and tell you what happens to naughty boys whose faecal matter does not emit an odour.
(Hi Gordo muah xxxx)
That said; I do sometimes miss presenting my fist to the holier than though architects of hype and illusion here. .:evil:
Now- if anyone would like to join my Facebook world and add me as a friend I welcome more minions; providing you accept your infidelity and bow to my greatness. I do love reptiles, but I don;t feel a need to wave my snake in front of anybody for the sake of appearing worthy. Those who have viewed such grandiose imagery can surely attest to it's worthiness. If you ask around the right traps here I am sure you will be able to locate my kingdom. Just lick your finger and hold it in the air like Hazem El Masri and follow the ball as it glides towards my post.
Toodles.
Now...as you were
Sorry, too much competition for minions has a tendency to make me homicidal.
black_headed_mon
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hahaha this pirates better than captain jack sparrow!!!
Bel03
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WOW!! If i werent so tired right now, i actually really would have read every word you wrote Pirate......but instead, i 'skimmed'......i loved every word i skimmed through.......but how did you see this thread from the fantastic facebook?
Its kind of strange.......maybe i missed you around here......but just a little!!
Its kind of strange.......maybe i missed you around here......but just a little!!
Sezzzzzzzzz
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A little birdie told him he was being missed :lol:
Bel03
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Oh so u DO have something 'to say' afterall!! :lol:
Oh well, i am still going to pretend he stalks us......it sounds better!
Oh well, i am still going to pretend he stalks us......it sounds better!
HonestPirate
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Don't make me post your facebook profile pics ladies 8)
Sezzzzzzzzz
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Lol what a threat!
HonestPirate
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Oi PLUS there may be some photoshopping involved. Like what do I REALLY have to lose huh ? :evil:
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