The world around us backyard killers

[Sdaji]

Bahhhh, you guys have got nothing on me!!

Try lying down on the round (not circle, bullet casing round) eject side of an M-60 machine gun only to have the hot ejection shells fly down your top and pile up under, on, and stuck to your nipple!!!! Red hot casings hurt on bare skin, especially nipple skin!!! And when its on your left side nipple, being a freak like me, you have 2 nipples that get burnt!! double the agony that anyone else would be going through at that time!!!

A few years ago at work I was welding titanium alloy electrodes, a red hot piece of shrapnel bounced off the electrode and as luck on the day dictated, it landed in my lap, burned straight through my jeans like they weren't there and settled on my nuts. I didn't do much work for the rest of the day! (By the way, this titanium alloy shrapnel literally was red hot, unlike your ejection shells, which by comparison were luke warm :lol: oh, and there are places more sensitive than nipples! :shock: :lol: )

...and people whinge about paper cuts!

 

[moosenoose]

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Don't worry about Unions, if the Government gets it's way the employers can hire and fire at will so people will be 'happy' to do jobs they know they shouldn't be doing.
Someone voted them in..............again.

Jeezuz, dont get me started Boa..................

..........or me!....... The Unions only protect the unemployable! End of fact!

You know when you need to go to the toilet at work moosy, and you can.
Union got that right for you.

Pffft!!! Don't start Peter! lol That's really weak! I've been on the end of the extortioning from the CMFEU from time to time, I don't need to know what they have apparently done for me, I know very well what they were capable of doing to me. Luckily I've never had employees to have to deal with when I was working for myself. Oh I don't want to start this!! Lets talk footy instead hey :wink:

 

[instar]

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I think I remember watching one of the Greg Grainger 'killers in australia' or some such hype, which involved a segment about scrub pythons. It showed a nice one about 12 ft in some shrubbery.
Apparently what got scrubbys classed as 'killers' was an over presented and over dramatised version, gleefully re-enacted with much artistic license to portray the 'menace', case of a scrubby entering some boys tent and constricting him when he woke up and panicked and flug it around, apparently got tagged on the face aswell.
Enter hero Dad, who "rescues" his boy, risking his own brave life in the process, and saves the day before rushing the stricken 'dying' lad to hospital !

Watch out folk, in the bush, no-one can hear you scream !!!! THey're coming!!! Hissssssss!!!

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[instar]

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"Aye Sdaji Laddie,
Is that the best ye can do? I were working in the rim 'o an active Volcanoo when she erupted!
I were splashed when molten lava when she blew Laddie, Burnt all the flesh from my body,
I was a skeleton for 3 years, literally!

Nurses had to bandage my bones togetherr just si I could eat!!!

Alloy electrode schrapnel indeed ya pantene wearin' brainiac! ~Aka Willie :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[dobermanmick]

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Yeah sdaji One of my mates at work allways sits down when he is tig welding well one day he had a lump of hot stuff land right on the head of his oldfella I LMFAO :lol: he had two days off and some nice big blisters.
You get kinda used to the splatter but i still hate welding Gal .

 

[Skorpious]

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Oh my god this show is horrendous. I might leave for work 15 minutes early just to not watch it
The spider guy sounded like a try-hard Steve. Crikey!

 

[Sdaji]

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"Aye Sdaji Laddie,
Is that the best ye can do? I were working in the rim 'o an active Volcanoo when she erupted!
I were splashed when molten lava when she blew Laddie, Burnt all the flesh from my body,
I was a skeleton for 3 years, literally!

Nurses had to bandage my bones togetherr just si I could eat!!!

Alloy electrode schrapnel indeed ya pantene wearin' brainiac! ~Aka Willie

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too funny!

 

[africancichlidau]

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agony that anyone else would be going through at that time!!!

Ive got more stories, wanna hear em???

No thanks

 

[Bouncer]

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LOL Skorpius, I said the same thing when we were watchng it.

 

[africancichlidau]

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Did anyone see this tonight? What a great show eh?

 

[Ricko]

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yeah wonderful. surprised the snake catcher from alice springs reptile centre didnt get bitten again.

 

[moosenoose]

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The spider guy sounded like a try-hard Steve. Crikey!

Hahahaha my God!!! That's exactly what I thought! :lol: :lol:

 

[Guest]

I hope you were wearing some really good ear protection Sherm, loud! how far do ejecta fly?
few feet? burnt nipples eh, could only happen ta you pyle!

Usually they'll hit about 6-7 feet mate, and yeah, hearing protection is madatory on the mound! Loud blighters, but sound bloody awesome!!!

 

[SLACkra]

finaly found a pic of olive. not sure if i said this but they're back to thier normal non killing selves! not even protecting the cage anymore!

heres and oldish pic of olive

andrew

 

[Jason]

Skorpious wrote:

The spider guy sounded like a try-hard Steve. Crikey!


Hahahaha my God!!! That's exactly what I thought!

well that makes three of us, i was thinking just that when i was watching it....what a want to be

 

[Retic]

Yeah me too, if he wanted to aspire to someone why aim so low

 

[Jason]

honestly i think it would be great to be a snake catcher, id love to learn how to handle venomus snakes

 

[africancichlidau]

Yeah me too, if he wanted to aspire to someone why aim so low

Rofl Boa

 

[dobermanmick]

Wazza from gosford reptile park :lol:
Cant see why they had to put water pythons on that show :roll:

 

[dobermanmick]

I also loved that bloke telling the old woman to shut-up when he was bagging the Mulga :lol: