Pigeon Infestation
Its good Jonno don't agree with poison and bait,
Uneccessarily painfull way to meet your fate
'Cause if you do lace food just check to be sure
That no natives birds end up dead on the floor
Borrowing geckodan's trap the obvious way to go
But boring compared to Twin_Rivers rice video
Pujols and his slingshot could be hours of fun
Slightly quicker with Barno111 and his shotgun
Mungus and the Bundy surely has its place
I tried to get a bird drunk, she slapped my face!
A feral animal hitman is a novel idea,
bk201 said find one who works for beer
Crack's rabbit hutch could be worth a go
Or try Googling "low budget scarecrow"
My mum scares mynahs with a big rubber snake,
Wouldn't your coastal be better than a fake?
Writing ridiculous poems...I need to get a life,
Whats that cooing from the bedroom...hope its the wife?:lol::lol: