What No Church !!!!

[RAZZA]

Just noticed a few of us on here for a sunday morning...Gee what not church ???? or do you visit cyberchurch.com and post on here at the same time..I guess kills 2 birds with one stone

cheers :lol:

 

[Simon_Archibald]

(Edited for fear of being sent to hell)

 

[dobermanmick]

aps is my church here we serve the serpent

 

[Tommo]

i know what you said simon

 

[dobermanmick]

God sees all simon

 

[Dicco]

Really!! :shock:

 

[Guest]

We a terrible bunch of sinners aren't we...he he he :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[africancichlidau]

Father forgive them for they know not what they say.

 

[spottedpython]

don't like god but the devil is way cool

 

[Fuscus]

At church today we had a Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:

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Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

 

[moosenoose]

Please don't get me started on this topic! Christianity & religions have an aweful lot to answer for!

 

[africancichlidau]

don't like god but the devil is way cool

Thank you my dear

 

[spottedpython]

your welcome africancichlidau

 

[NoOne]

I had to sit through church for to many bloody years at a catholic school, i'm not even catholic.......you think i'm going on a weekend

 

[westhamsc]

my religion is work at the moment if i want a pair of bredli

 

[SnakeWrangler]

Come on moose, let's hear it!

 

[instar]

{music} "Thats me in the corner,
thats me in the spot, light,
losin' my religion"...............Amen

 

[peterescue]

Funny thing is that nobody started a post about going to church. Just about not going. So a thread about what didnt happen.
Didnt any one go to the Synagog yesterday or Kingdomd Hall on Friday. I didnt see anyone from APS at the Mosque on Wednesday let alone at the standing stone on the full moon. Of course those smug buddhist have their little shrines at home.
Peter

 

[africancichlidau]

I was at the standing stone! Oh, no, wait a minute that was falling, stoned maybe

 

[Hydro]

hi guys just thought id pop in and say hi