How clueless are your kids?

[Bel03]

:lol: LMFAO I was having a discussion about breast feeding with a mate, & of course the kids were all like 'eewwww, yuck etc'. The convo between my mate & daughter then went like this:

Mate: do u drink milk Tiarne?
T: no
Mate: do u drink flavoured milk?
T: yes
Mate: well that is still milk, so where do u think it comes from?
T: cows
Mate: yes.....so where from the cow does it come from
T: ummmm der, their mouth!

OMG, i need to take my kids to a dairy farm! They have NO idea!

Also, just the other week while we were shopping, my 6yr old son asked 'mum, why is that mans beanie curly?'........i turned around to see a man wearing a turban coiled up around his head.......staring at me obviously waiting to hear my response All i got out of my mouth was 'its called a turban' & then i burnt rubber on the shopping trolley to get out of there!

So, what are some of the things you have heard kids say that has really cracked u up?

 

[jedi_339]

My Girlfriends niece was in the shopping trolley once, asked her mum why the lady behind was such a fatty boom ba, I think the end result of that was also burning rubber to get out of there :lol:

 

[Bel03]

My Girlfriends niece was in the shopping trolley once, asked her mum why the lady behind was such a fatty boom ba, I think the end result of that was also burning rubber to get out of there :lol:

My son done almost that exact thing to me a yr ago, except he asked how fat people like her (while pointing to the lady behind us) can fit on the toilet! & yes, it was definately another burning rubber moment, while then explaining to him that they go to the toilet just as we do, & how its rude to point & comment on people's weight! Kids can be SO embarassing at times!

 

[jedi_339]

I reckon if I'd been there at the time I probably would've pissed myself laughing at the situation, I'd be terrible for that sort of thing as a parent :lol:

hopefully it hasn't happened again with your lot.

you should've just pointed out to your kids where they got their milk from when they were babies, I bet that would've grossed them out

 

[saximus]

I used to have long hair and I work at Big W. I lost count of the number of kids who, right in front of me, would turn to their parents and say "why does that man have girl hair?". Probably not in the dumb category but parents used to go bright red while trying to apologise to me

 

[sutto75]

About 2 years ago when in SEQ we had just come out of the drought and water restrictions had been lifted somewhat i was out the back yard with my son who was then 4. I found the old metal sprinkler and thought i would let him have a go under it for a while so i sent him in to get changed and when he came out asked him to pick it up. As he did i turned it on and scared the crap out of him then he ran around like a tool playing under the water for about 10 mins.
When we were done and inside he said dad that was fun can you make it rain from the ground again tomorrow.... The poor bugger had never seen a sprinkler going in his whole life.
loved it.

 

[Bel03]

I reckon if I'd been there at the time I probably would've pissed myself laughing at the situation, I'd be terrible for that sort of thing as a parent :lol:

hopefully it hasn't happened again with your lot.

you should've just pointed out to your kids where they got their milk from when they were babies, I bet that would've grossed them out

I didnt breast feed, i tried with my daughter, but nope.......it sure wasnt the lovely bonding experience that some mothers say it is.......it hurts like hell, & imo is way over rated! I think that is why she finds it so 'gross'! :lol:

I used to have long hair and I work at Big W. I lost count of the number of kids who, right in front of me, would turn to their parents and say "why does that man have girl hair?". Probably not in the dumb category but parents used to go bright red while trying to apologise to me

I can only imagine how they felt, it really is embarassing & what is worse is that sometimes it really isnt that the parent has failed to teach their child manners its more so just kids will be kids & they have questions that to them seem okay to ask! I cant count the number of times my children have completely humiliated me, but at the same time their questions really are interesting! Like my son just asked me why night is still called day.......like i said we were going to pop's on FriDAY night.......& to him, this just sounds silly! It should just be FriNIGHT he so proudly told me! Their thought process is really interesting to me!

About 2 years ago when in SEQ we had just come out of the drought and water restrictions had been lifted somewhat i was out the back yard with my son who was then 4. I found the old metal sprinkler and thought i would let him have a go under it for a while so i sent him in to get changed and when he came out asked him to pick it up. As he did i turned it on and scared the crap out of him then he ran around like a tool playing under the water for about 10 mins.
When we were done and inside he said dad that was fun can you make it rain from the ground again tomorrow.... The poor bugger had never seen a sprinkler going in his whole life.
loved it.

Hahaha, yes we figured out the weekend just passed that my son hasnt seen a sprinkler either! The neighbour had hers going & he came running in to tell me that the ocean was coming up through the ground! :? Its quite sad really, i hadnt even thought of it before hand, but yes, sadly the last time i used a sprinkler i only had my daughter!

 

[Nighthawk]

I had a proud moment the other day with my daughter. She was asking why a friend of mine had to go to the hospital to have her baby (we homebirth), so I explained that some ladies either need to have a doctor around or feel more comfortable at a hospital. She replied that she wanted to go in the birthing pool, just like mum

 

[saximus]

Haha that's awesome. There's a whole area of study dedicated to children's creativity. They say the current education system discourages this. So basically the most creative time in anyone's life is before school

 

[Bel03]

Haha that's awesome. There's a whole area of study dedicated to children's creativity. They say the current education system discourages this. So basically the most creative time in anyone's life is before school

I would believe that! Our education system really isnt so great, im one who believes in allowing kids to have a childhood, yet school seems to push for them to grow up far quick! I would rather my babies be innocents while they can be, there is plenty of time for grown up stuff when they are grown ups!

 

[Snakewoman]

When my brother was about 2 years old he called Mum the 'big mudda'. It was funny because she was pretty thin. One day they were in Target, and my brother grabbed the legs of a rather large woman and yelled BIG MUDDA!!! My mother kept walking and pretended he wasn't her kid :lol:

My mother also told me about a time when she was in the supermarket at the checkout. There was a little girl sitting in her mother's trolley and she was looking at my mother so she smiled. The child looked at her and said "you're ugly!". My mother thought it was hilarious but the child's mother turned every shade of red and purple

 

[Bel03]

:lol: Tahlia, they are both hilarious! & i know how your poor mum feels, my son slaps my backside & says 'go jelly go'! (im lucky to hold a steady weight of 50kgs, but he still see's 'wobbly' bits!) He is also the first to comfort me when i cry though, so he does have a heart! LOL

 

[euphorion]

:lol: Tahlia, they are both hilarious! & i know how your poor mum feels, my son slaps my backside & says 'go jelly go'! (im lucky to hold a steady weight of 50kgs, but he still see's 'wobbly' bits!) He is also the first to comfort me when i cry though, so he does have a heart! LOL

I'm so sorry but this really made me laugh! Thanks for sharing!!

 

[Bel03]

I'm so sorry but this really made me laugh! Thanks for sharing!!

Its ok, a laugh at my expense is still a laugh! Besides, he always choses to do it while we have visitors, & they all find it amusing also! Just on the weekend i was leaving my brothers after a visit with the neice's & their puppy got out the gate before me, as i was chasing it my brother yells out 'go jelly go'.......mind u his neighbours were having a garage sale & they too ALL found it hilarious! Its embarassing even when u are thin!

 

[Nighthawk]

Like in public when my daughter tells me she wants to have big boobies when she grows up, like nanny's. Not like yours mum; yours are little. Little mole!

 

[melsilver]

I always told my son he couldn't have too much chocolate or it would make him fat. So we were in the supermarket behind a rather large lady and he pipes up at the top of his lungs with "Look mummy she's been eating too many chocolates!'

 

[abnrmal91]

Nighthawk I am sorry but hahaha.

It is funny how they look all innocent but are actually pull of unknown evil, that always seems to escape in public.

 

[Nighthawk]

Don't apologise, I agree with her. Plus the added bonus of having a giggle. I hope the little bugger does get big boobs when she's older; I'll remind her of the public humiliation when they get in the way and her back hurts.

 

[Pineapplekitten]

My cousins little girl heard me ask her mum what day it was, The mum replied 'its sunday' and the lil miss with the straightest face said 'its not sunday mummy, its rain day' and pointed outside to the rain lol

Not really clueless.. but was the cutest thing soo innocent an sweet lol..

 

[Samee]

We were having a discussion with my 5 year old son on the weekend about boys n girls n I asked what did boys have that girls don't n he replied brains cheeky bugger so I asked again n he said class. Got a smart *** there