this thread should become a sticky! that is if it doesn't get deleted first
It won't get deleted - but I don't think it will be a sticky stick stick thread either.... Especially when I pull this out of the hat...
So far we know this:
Glasses go the right way up and females lie about bodily functions...
But sport fans... Please tell me you find basketball the most frustrating boring sport to watch tick by.... And they're just starting... then whammo... they're stopping having a cuppa tea on the side line and then a guy strolls up throws a ball in a basket... sometimes twice... then the ball goes out the ref blows the whistle and the game stops again...
Then to top it off - they have a time out...
Then... I got so bored waiting for a 12 minute NBA quarter to finish (12 minutes took approximately 35 minutes) so I switched over to watch a game of football... Yes... Soccer... That is the one where you use your foot far more than your hands, so I call it football....
Anyway... Football... Surprisingly all I could watch was some South American league of some description... But, you'd think being the soccer capital of the world, South Americans would be good at it - right?
Well... This guy slightly (and when I say slightly, I mean, it was extremely slightly) pushed another fellow (behind him - and accidentally too) and the guy behind him went flying (in the replay you could actually see him launch himself off the ground in such a theatrical manner that it could not be deemed possible for the angle that he was pushed for the way he flew). Anyway... The guy who accidentally pushed him got a red card.... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT??
I have never seen two more disgraceful sports in my entire life!
(ps the LA Lakers suck now)