Oh Slim6y, you're such a dreamboat.
Your dreads look amazing compared to the ones a guy I lived with for a month or so had... but he was a bit of a feral and would put dumb crap in his hair like candle wax, surfboard wax, clay picked up from the beach etc..
I maintained them for him while he was living here and they started tightening up nicely and looking a lot better.
I think I could deal with having them myself and the constant maintenance, it was fun looking after someone elses lol. Just not sure how they'd go down with the boss.
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Here's a recent picture of me. I don't go out to exciting places so people will have to make do with a self taken photograph.
Have taken out the labret since then.